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Edit game - AaaaaAAaaaAAAaaAAAAaAAAAA!!! for the Awesome
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4/10 achievements complete
Achievements
I am at Risk of Contracting Mononucleosis, Which is Known Colloquially as the Kissing Disease (This achievement is an award which is awarded for achieving 10,000 kisses total.)
I am One in a Million, and There Are Six Thousand People in the World Exactly Like Me (Awarded for racking up over 999,999.999 points total.)
I Avoid Sleep Wherever Possible, So I Played AaaaaAAaaaAAAaaAAAAaAAAAA!!! a Whole Lot (Awarded for completing 4,096 jumps.)
I Have Broken More Glass Than a Finely Corpulent Opera Singer, and Love Myself For It (Awarded for breaking 1,000 scoring plates.)
I Have Completed Every Single of the New Levels and Can Honestly Say That I am Awesome (Complete the 43 new levels in Awesome. You know, the lower levels? When you click on the down arrow from the level selection screen. Those levels.)
The Rhylos and Skaery Memorial Achievement, for Which We Will Honor Them (All fives. All five stars. On all levels. 81 levels. Yeah.)
I Have Come to The Point in My Life Where I Appreciate Christmas Mall Music (Seriously. Christmas mall music eventually seeps into your brain, and you get all domestic, and you start looking at the children and going, "well, wouldn't it be nice to have kids of my own someday, so that I can play video games with them?" In the meantime, get 4 stars on all the levels in the freeeee Christmas Mall Music pack.)
I Have Jumped Beyond the Powers of Two, and Have Lived to Tell the Tale (Awarded for completing your 128th jump.)
One Fewer Than a Lewd Innuendo Because We Are Totally Past That Phase (Get exactly 68 kisses in one level. Not 67, unless you then get the 68th. 70 is right out.)
OooooOOoooOOOooOOOOoOOOOO!!! -- O Ooooooooo Ooooooooo ooo Ooooooo (Geez. So, like, you're parachuting, and your velocity has decreased to the point where you're probably not going to die, right? So, what do you do? Have a sandwich? What if you held the O key down long enough? You could get this achievement. Or, you could say, "Oh, I don't want to do that." That is also okay. Also, Ichiro says that if you e-mail Owlchemy Labs customer support with the phrase "Alex is nude," it'd be a good way to mess with them. Pretty lousy thing for us to say, given that Owlchemy spent a lot of time working on this game, right? That's life. It's real. It's raw!)
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Original platform
Android
Apple II
Big Fish Games
Desura
DSiWare
Epic Games
Game Boy (Color)
Game Boy Advance
GameCube
GOG.com
itch.io
Mac OS Classic
NES
Nintendo 3DS
Nintendo 64
Nintendo DS
Nintendo Switch
Origin
PC
PlayStation 2
PlayStation 4
PlayStation Portable
PlayStation Vita
Sega Genesis/MegaDrive
Sega Master System
SNES
Steam
Super NES Classic Edition
Twitch
Virtual Console (3DS)
Virtual Console (Wii U)
Virtual Console (Wii)
Wii
Wii U
WiiWare
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where * signifies a completed achievement/objective.
How long to beat AaaaaAAaaaAAAaaAAAAaAAAAA!!! for the Awesome?
(updated 2024-01-14 17:03:22 UTC)
Playstyle
Polled
Average
Median
Rushed/Minimum
Leisure/Maximum
Main Story
10
3h 14m 0s
2h 54m 0s
2h 5m 0s
5h 32m 0s
Main + Extras
11
5h 18m 0s
5h 30m 0s
3h 21m 0s
7h 12m 0s
Completionist
3
15h 42m 0s
6h 46m 0s
8h 47m 0s
22h 37m 0s
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